Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Lick my proverbial Xmas balls

So the day came, when unable to reach the comfort and the angry swearing women of my home. What a surprise, I do miss my grandmother jelling to her daughter/ or my aunt 'Crawl back to your mother's fat vagina when you can not even do caramel right!' and such. It fills my heart with warmth just remembering the rich use of cures words and the smell of cookie.
This holiday special is... nothing. No Xmas themed card or drawing, nada.
Still here are some true Xmas films that one ought to see.

RARE EXPORTS

A grand Finn film. There are two short films and one regular. I recommend all of them, good fun.


TREEVANGE

An unseen pearl of obscure comedy. It is fun and educational, just like Santa from the film Santa's Slay(2005). 


Of course there is more where these came from, but enough for now.
'Enjoy or die.'


Monday, December 16, 2013

Rabbocalypse

One day someone patted me on the back and said keep up the good job. My brain said, wow, I should make rot, destruction, demoralization, dehumanization, disgusting degradation again beautiful. This is the fruit of a happily drawn lowest of low-points that has been reached by so many and which is consciously repressed, behind the similes lyingly telling how should be everybody positive. Don't get me wrong, I am all for the problem solving positive view, and yet somehow besides so many good deed doers, this... this... This when casually walking on the streets a group of kids just startles you with -> 'Hey!Teacher!- I'm still casually walking not noticing them, I'm no teacher. And hearing it again 'Hey!You Teacher!'. So weird... this is how the new generation's threats sound like?! There are many things that can be heard on the street.
Anyhow I guess this happens when I get a pat, what if I get a kiss on the forehead?!
"Enjoy or Die."


Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Festive Festivals

Well ... you should never start a sentence with 'well', who gives a 'well' anyway. Oh, very well,well, well.
Friends invited to come along to a festival where we could promote ourselves, of course it turned out to be something else, like some trip in the 60s ( let's say in a good way, even though there was a girl saying that she is 13 years old, then asking me for vodka, then I say, you're 13, no vodka for you Missy. Than she just wondered off with a fellow to get some... vodka, maybe.) The point I'm trying to make is this what it's led to.


Thursday, December 5, 2013

ZZ

Zora is a girl's name, meaning Dawn. No one resembles this person, because both of this persons resemble bits of me. So, guys... I only draw myself.
Anyway... "Enjoy or Die."

Zora Zeka

1.
On the field after cashing in the Russian damaged washing-machine, which can be easily taken by the extension cord, it is worth 13.000 dough. Excellent end of 73. building’s mission.
-Where do you find these useful junks?

-You know how is it… You have to seek for it… Bill of electricity, check. Bill of phone,check. Bill of water, check. Bill of trash.check. Food… shit… I have to shop.
2.
While in the flat, the room-mate of Zora is in search for fun. Life is difficult when some one cannot leave the flat. After the morning rituals, she gathered her courage to peek in Zora’s room.
3.
And in the center of the room she found an old colorless television, which of course had no remote control. Not knowing the danger, she turned on the apparatus.
-I can’t believe they exist! And it works too?!
-This was the wrong move!
4.
Carrot and Fun! Can’t have the other without the one. New with carottin 2.

Zora in shopping, she bought herself everything for the week, already in trace for nuts for a half an hour, but she didn't even find a seed. Still no supply of hazelnut, while in-front anything and everything is sacrificed for the favorable price.
-What do I get if I offer the child for bread?!
-She won’t like this.
5.
In the 360 squarer-meters container for the used junk, Zora hurried to the cashier. With fake documents about a fake sister, who is ‘working’ for the Maxx, and of course she is buying for her, which why she brought her (fake) ID card, she got 80% off (as the workers are paid by this matter).

More dead than living. Think about the future. Bare children.
6.
If  you can’t beat them, join them.
-Yes,yes. We fight against corruption.

Street with many faces, which are angrily looking at Zora, Zora smiling. She has no remorse, nor regrets, she is on the government’s expansion.
7.
Walking in the dead city is getting harder, even on the other side of the door waits for her the result of the biggest sound she heard.
8.
-What has happened?
-The end.

-What?!
-I had no other choice, it attacked me. It flagged words at me.
9.
If man would have ever experience it, it would become a part of the history of media. I assume they would use words such as extraordinary, magnificent, for now they say blown up. They trust too much in this machine, and they forget that on the other side there are people... manipulating and lying.
- This is a lullaby, it helps to sleep by.

-It amuses me. 
10.
-This exterior world is fallen behind with many decades... How is it possible that trading with death pays much more than with technology?!I will never leave this flat!
-Well, that's new..

-Are you hungry? I brought you something.
-NOOOO! Not again peanuts!
-Your welcome.
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